Aiyyo Raama!!!!

All in jest, this is a yarn featuring some known folks off an online network!!! Totally imaginary, and nothing here is true.

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Scene 11 - Back At Ayah Park.

Cop 2 comes to inspect the bush where he heard a cry of anguish, and notices two legs protruding. Cop 1 drags Ramesh by his collar and brings him to join Cop 2. The Manager and Security Guard gleefully follow.

Cop 2: Hey!! Come outside

Vince: Yes sir, coming coming!!!!

Seeing no movement, the cop swings his lathi at Vince's feet

Vince: Aiyoooo Rama!!!!!!!! Beda beda!!!!! [don’t don’t]

Vince wriggles out of the bush and the cop grabs him by the collar, yanking him out fully.

By now Ramesh has been overpowered by the cop, manager and SG. They drag him towards the bush, where Vince is rubbing his feet and the cop pulls him by the collar. Ramesh, having lost his lungi in the desperate attempt to escape, is just in his langota and torn shirt.

Cop 1: [at Ramesh] Yenla, kalu hodithiya namge? [Hey you!! Thow stones at us, don’t you?] What do you do?

Ramesh: Naanu software fellow annah !!! [I am a software fellow, brother]

Cop 1: Software huh? And you don't even have underwear!!! [taps Ramesh’s langota with his lathi]

Ramesh: Sorry madkolli sar, adhu washing hogide! [Sorry sir, have put it away for washing]

Manager: [to the cops] Sir!! Don’t let go this langota lungi fellow!! He always is outside the lounge asking for discounts and free admission, and today he was telling us he wants to get Sai Baba here to rock and roll!!

Cop 1: WHAT? [turning to Ramesh] How dare you joke about a holy person? [swings lathi at his legs]

Ramesh: Aiyo, not baba, for Sai DADA!!! He is coming from Mumbai!

Cop 1: Huh? Don’t we have enough trouble with local fellows? One dada from Mumbai is needed here huh?

Ramesh: Noo, he is boss of Bindaas Bol

Cop 1: Yeno idhu? [scratches his head] I cant follow anything here!

Cop 2: [to Vince] Yen madthaidhe neenu ? [what were you doing?]

Vince: [softly, rolling eyes] Just taking rest boss.

Cop 2 goes near the bush and peeps, and then yells

Cop 2: Ley 1624, nodu!! Avathu nam sayubru maneyinda kadhidhu camcorder illi ide!!! [Hey 1624, look!! The camcorder stolen from our superior's home is here]

Vince: WHAT??? Aiyo!! Nanalla ree!! [Vince then remembers Lucifer hiding under the bush, and then rushing away.] Lucifer left it there!

Cop 2: [grabbing Vince] Hmmmm Luciferna? Baa police stationge!!! [Come to the police station]

Cop 2 swings his lathi at Vince’s legs and catches his knee. Yelling in pain, Vince jumps and hangs onto Ramesh, wrapping his legs around Ramesh’s waist. Lungiless Ramesh sways with the weight of Vince around his waist.

Ramesh: Oye Vince, iliyo!!! [Hey Vince, get off me!]

Vince: Aiyooo!!! [wailing] I can't walk, I can't walk

They hear a Bullet roar in, and see local SI PDSC riding in. PDSC stops his motorcycle and grins

Cop 1 & 2: Oh, sir!!! Namaskara!!

PDSC: Yenrappa, yenu samchara? [Hey guys, whets news?]

Cop 1: Yenilla saar, swalpa disturbance madtha idru rowdigalu!! [Nothing sir, these rowdies were creating disturbance here!]

Cop 2: [pointing to Vince] Nam ACP maneynalli video camera kadhidhanay saar ivnu
[This fellow has stolen a video camera from our ACP's house sir]

PDSC: Hmmmm, karkondu baa stationge!!! [get them to the station]

Ramesh and Vince cry in unison: Saaarrrr!!! Illa saar!!!!! Yenu madilla naavu!!!
[No sir!!! We didnt do anything sir!!]

PDSC who has parked his bike, comes across and slaps both Vince and Ramesh.

PDSC: Lopers!!! Yeno thilkondideera? [Loafers!! What do you think?]

PDSC turns to the Manager and Security Guard

PDSC: Who are you guys?

Manager: Sir, I am manager of Tuscan Verve saar!

PDSC: Ohhhh!!! [rolls eyes and smiles] very good, very good, business channagidya? [Is business good?]

Manager: Yes sir!!

PDSC: [growls at the Manager] MATHE COLLECTION YAKAY BARTHA ILLA? [why aren’t collections coming in?]

Manager: No sir!!! We are paying regularly!!

PDSC: Hmmmmmmmmm [rolls eyes and glares again] Hogi ondhu chilled beer ready madu, bartheeni!! [Go and have a chilled beer ready for me, am coming] Swalpa mathadabeku nim owner hatra [I need to talk to your owner]

Manager: [cowering] Sir, he is out of station sir!

PDSC: [biting into his lower lip, and threatening to throw a punch] Cell phone ilva avanhatra? [Doesn't he have a cell phone?]

Manager: Yes sir!!!

PDSC: Hmmm mathe hogi ready madu!! Bartheeni!! [Go and get things ready. Am coming]

Turns to look at Vince and Ramesh and the Cops.

PDSC: [to the cops] Lockernalli haaki airplane kodsu ibrugu!! Bartheeni amele! [throw them in the cell and give them airplane treatment. I will come later]

Ramesh and Vince mumble protests, but lathi blows make them wince in pain and squeal again. Vince clings onto Ramesh, who sways dangerously and then falls to the ground.

PDSC: [to the cops] Aa video camera kodu. Nam maneynalli naalley function ide. Adhu aadha mele naney ACPge vapas madtheeni [Give me that camera. I have a function at home. After that gets over I will give it to ACP myself]

The cops hand Satisha the camera, and then grab Vince and Ramesh by the collar and walk away. The Manager and Security Guard rush to Tuscan Verve.

PDSC looked at the camera and smiles.

As Ramesh and Vince are being herded to the station, elsewhere Sarkar is also driving to the station with JJ at tow. JJ sigh's and thinks....'must somehow make a post on BB saying am on vacation... else people will wonder why I am missing'

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