Scene 02: Jiruwala Residence, Siliconore.

1030 am and Musten wakes up. Stretches his arms wide and looks at the Mallika poster on the wall. Smiles and blows a kiss. Swings his legs and sits up.

Musten: Helllooooo!!! Anyone home? Mera chai kahan hai?

From inside the house comes the answer

Tas: Chai? Khud bana lena!!!

Musten: [sighs] Kya zindagi hai bhai!!! Ek cup chai bhi ghar mein nahin milta!!!

Tas: [walking into the room, hands on hips] What were you muttering Cal Cal Cal all night?

Musten: [shocked] Cal? Me? Did you have some dream?

Tas: Exactly what am asking YOU!!!!!!!!

Musten: Arre, am sure I wasn’t. ohhh, now I remember, it must have been about my trip to Calcutta.

Tas: Kolkotta?

Musten: Haan haaan.

Tas: Am I supposed to believe that?

Musten: OH GOD!!! PLEASE GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!

Tas: Break? That reminds me!! You need to fix the car brakes today!!!

Musten sees the diversion and grabs the opportunity.

Musten: Just give me five minutes

Musten jumps off the bed and rushes into the bathroom and heaves a sigh of relief.
In 15 minutes Musten is driving with Tas. And the phone rings.

Musten: Please, zara dekho, kaun hai?

Tas: Hmmmm only a number - no name!

Musten: Theek hai, please answer na!!! [looks out of the window and curses at a two-wheeler] Abbe!!! Ghar mein bolke aya kya???

Tas: Hello!! Who? Ohhh, travel agent. Yes.. what? Visa? Since when do you need a visa to visit Kolkotta? What? Huh? Are you sure? Huh? CANADA???????????????

Musten brakes suddenly.

Tas: [glaring at Musten] You agent needs one more photo for your Canada visa!!!!!!!!! Make up your mind whether you are going to Kolkotta or Canada!! Hmmmppppphhhh!!!!!!!

Musten: This stupid fellow!! Actually I asked him for a Singapore visa for next months visit.

Takes the phone and speaks.

Musten: Arre Raju!!!! Thum din mein bhi office mein daaru peeta kya? I asked you for a Singapore visa and you apply for Canada visa? Huh? .. I will talk to you later, bye!

Two girls walk past as Musten drives thinking deeply

Tas: Musten?

Musten: [lost in thoughts] yeah

Tas: Did you notice those two girls?

Musten: What two girls?

Tas: Oh, those two girls who you just drove past!!

Musten: Nahin tho!!!

Tas: Nahin??????? WHATS GONE WRONG WITH YOU???? That is very disturbing to me!!!!!

Far far across at the residence of the Rai family, it is past midnight, as a ear shattering scream is heard BACHAO!! BACHAO!!!!