Scene 01: Ayah Park, Siliconore.

Ramesh walks into the park muttering under his breath. Vince looks up, sucking on Ganesh beedi.

Vince: Yenla, yakay mood outu? [Hey, why off mood?]

Ramesh: #@!@!$@#!% These chaps at Tuscan Verve!!!! Asking me for cover charge to enter!!!!! $#!!@#@&[ [pulls out a cigarette and lights up] I will never ever have a BB Mixer there!!!

Vince: Hey, cigarette? [furiously drags on his beedi] Yellinda sigthu kano? [Where did you get the cigarettes?]

Ramesh: Oh!!! Got the money finally for the Rajkumar day disturbances.

Vince: Lowper!!!!! @!#$* Nange yakay karillilla? [Why didnt you call me also?] I was jobless all day ryzing!!!

Ramesh: Sorry da!! Big hurry, and there were too many fellows in the lorry that took us!! My top-up card was also over da!!! Next time, ninna mariyolla, call madtheeni!! [wont forget to call you next time].

Vince: Ok ok, ondhu dum kodu!!! [Ok ok, pass me a cigarette]

Ramesh passes the cigarette he is smoking.

Vince: Lo!! Fresh maal kodo lo!! [Hey, give me an unlit ciggy!]

Ramesh: [muttering under his breath] Sheesh Mahalnalli by-two kaapi hodiyovaga kodtheenoh!! Sadhyakay idhaney hodi! [Hey will give you one when we go to share a coffee at Sheesh Mahal have this for now]

Ramesh's cell phone rings. He checks his phone for the caller.

Ramesh: Hello Sai!!! What boss, how are you?

Sai: Hey Ramesh, how are you dude?

Ramesh: Good boss, how are you? Only Tuscan..

Sai cuts him short.

Sai: Fine dude, I need your help urgently.

Ramesh: Tell me boss, anything in Bangalore, just let me know! Two weeks back I broke more than 40 windows and also lit up three vehicles. TV mein mujhe dekha kya??

Sai: Oh, no no I don’t want you to break anything. I want you to get me some contact information.

Ramesh: No problem boss!! Which girls’ details do you want?

Sai: I know you are the biggest party animal in Bangalore but I want the number of Vishwanathan.

Ramesh: What? Isn’t that Kaavya Vishwanathan somewhere in US?

Sai: Abbe dude!!! I want that “palli vaa” something fellows numbers

Ramesh: [chuckling] Arre Sai, palli means lizard! He is Pallava king!!! From Raayavellore!!

Sai: Whatever whatever!! Naay vellore or whatever!!!!

Ramesh: Hey nay means dog dude!!!

Sai: Look dude, I want his contact number!! Can you get it for me please?

Ramesh: But why do you want his number dude??

Sai: Otherwise a girl here wont come for the annual BB Orgy man!!

Ramesh: WHAT?????????? She? Who she? When is the orgy?? Can I also come please?

Sai: yeah yeah, but get me the number first.

Ramesh: Vokay vokay, I will get the number Sai. Give me one day ok?

Sai: OK

Sai disconnects the call. Ramesh turns to Vince who is looking suspiciously at a bush a few feet away.

Ramesh: Oye Vince, guess what?

Vince: [still looking hard at the bush] WHAT??

Ramesh: Sai is organizing a BB Orgy at Mumbai man!!!!

Vince: [wipes his specs and peers hard at the bush] Oh ok!!

Ramesh: What's the matter with you dude? Aren’t you interested?

Vince: Yeah yeah [leans his head forward and tries to get a better look] This is becoming a pain in the neck!!!

Ramesh: But man, if we need to go we need to get Vishwanathan's number for Sai!!

Vince: WHAT? Vishwanathan’s number? Are they having a gay orgy???

Ramesh: Huh? I didnt ask!!!

As Vince, unable to contain his curiosity, starts to crawl towards the bush on all fours, Ramesh calls Sai.

Ramesh: Hey Sai, I have one doubt boss!!!

Sai: [waking up again] What the hell is it???

Ramesh: Boss, this orgy you were telling me about

Sai: Yeah, what? Did you get the number?

Ramesh: ummmm, not yet dude, but what type of orgy is it

Sai: What do you mean what type? Do you techies have variants in orgies too?

Ramesh: No no no, is it for men only?

Sai: [falls off bed again] WHAT? What do you think? Am NOT gay you #@!$@!$%!!!

Ramesh: Sorry sorry sorry dude!!! Not me, Vince had this doubt!!

Sai: Ohhh, Vince huh? Is he outside?

Ramesh: Yeah, he got out day before on bail!!

Sai: Ok ok, just get me the number fast.

Ramesh: Ok dude!!! Bye!!

Disconnects and looks around but Vince is now crawled near the bush. Suddenly there is a big flutter and Lucifer’s Babe jumps from behind the bush and runs away.

Vince: AAHHH!!!! I knew something was wrong here!!!! That Luci Babe was here, spying!!!

Ramesh: Spying? Spying what?

Vince: How will I know!!!! Go ask her!!!

Ramesh: Anyway, listen man!! That is a real orgy and because of you I got abused by Sai. We need to get the number of this pallava dude!!! Do you have his number?

Vince: Do I look gay to you?????

Ramesh: I don’t know!! Anyway how do we get his number?

Vince: hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.. I don’t know!!

Ramesh: Give me some idea man!!! We cant miss this orgy!!

Vince: We? Yeah right, when you get contract for stone throwing you forget me!!

Ramesh: Boss, you are my best friend!! Help me!!

Vince: hmmmmmm, give me a full cigarette ..

Ramesh: [muttering to himself, pulls out a cigarette] don’t smoke full, keep some for later also.

Vince: hmmmmmm [lights up and inhales] hmmmmm, one chance for you.

Ramesh: Chance?

Vince: Hmmm, try to ask Latha.

Ramesh: Latha? Where does she live in Bangalore?

Vince: Oye, you are good for only throwing stones dude!! I am talking of that aussie babe!!

Ramesh: Aussie babe?

Vince: Yeah

Ramesh: Man, these aussies have shortage for names now huh? Or is someone selling Indian names online?

Vince: Oye duffer!!! It is that Indian girl Latha living in Australia!!

Ramesh: Ohhhhhhh, ok ok. Is she Vishwanathan’s friend

Vince: Hmmmmmmm, ley magne!! He also lived in Australia, so there may be a connection, you know. Talk to her and check.

Ramesh: Ohhh vokay vokay!!!