Scene 04: The house at Danbury, CT, USA

Far across in Danbury, Chandru is getting a head massage. As fiancée applies more pressure to the strokes, he squeals.

Chandru: Arre mere fianceeeeeee!!!! Kya samjha hai yeh? Mera sar ya tabla?

Fiancée: Hmmmmmm. You are the one who said you wanted a good head job!! And by the way, the dinner you took me out for last night was sooooooo horrible!!!!!!!!

Drums the pate harder

Chandru: Ooyyyyyyyhhhh MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bas bas bas, please stop!!!!

Thankfully his phone rings and Chandru rushes across the room for it.

Chandru: Hello!!! [wondering who the international caller is]

Roopsie: Hey dude, howdy?

Chandru: [gently caressing his head] Could be better, could be better, how are you?

Roopsie: Hey is your surname Rai?

Chandru: WHAAAT?????????????

Roopsie: Answer me dude!!!!!

Chandru: Rai? Nah!!!! Why?

Roopsie? Ohh - is there anyone else on Ryze and on BB, who has the surname Rai?

Chandru: Ofcourse!!

Roopsie: [excited] Who? Who? WHO????? Who is that?

Chandru: Why are you getting all excited!!! It is you, your surname is Rai!!

Roopsie: duh!!!!!! Not me, other than me dumbo!!!!

Chandru: hmmmmm well

Roopsie: Tell me

Chandru: Am thinking

Roopsie: Duhhh!!! Give me a call when you get to know.

Roopsie disconnects the call, leaving Chandru staring at a dead phone wondering what it was all about. Seeing his fiancée come towards him, kneels down pleading..

Chandru: Bas!! Bas!! Bas!!!! Enough, thank you very very much!!!